Am i the only one who thought the saying “shiitake mushrooms” (aka when someone goes to say shit but catches themselves) was actually “Shit talking mushrooms?”
if you think im good looking send me a number between (not including) 68-70
girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin.
And it was glorious.
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead
was in Pompeii when these two idiots
and dont even get me started on this ass hole
Oh and I nearly forgot this one
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEIIi think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded
WHEN VOICE ACTORS COSPLAY AS THEIR CHARACTERS THE ANGELS SING
OH MY GOD
KILL ME I’M GONE
I HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST I’M SURPRISED I DIDN’T BREAK IT
I think she made her mama proud
honestly why didn’t the tags for this put it on bridal blogs because i’ve never seen anyone i want to marry more
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes
I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
senior quotes are the new text post
This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers
HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER