i need to get fucked by something other than my life
I CANT BREATHE
if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died
it’s ironic because straight talk is exactly what would not be happening if said scenario was taking place in this century
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food - A MEM Parody
"I would always be the most crazy, the most loud out of all my friends and I used to channel that energy into dressing up and putting on shows. It’s been a huge part of my life and without acting I would be lost."
i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out
SO you guys are telling me
In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….
wtf is wrong with you
dude that’s nothing
DESTROY IT WITH FIRE
I once stopped into a tiny burger joint that had four old ones of these just set up on a stage and it was just me and my brother in the restaurant and it was tiny and I shit you not halfway through the meal they TURNED ON by themselves. We ate in the car.