Am i the only one who thought the saying “shiitake mushrooms” (aka when someone goes to say shit but catches themselves) was actually “Shit talking mushrooms?”

16 hours ago ± 0 notes

Let’s play a game

if you think im good looking send me a number between (not including) 68-70

18 hours ago ± 0 notes

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

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adamz3r0:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin. 

And it was glorious.

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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foreverdai:

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#save

geekishchic:

doctor-donna-detective:

rumbelleriversong:

rumbelleriversong:

wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead

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was in Pompeii when these two idiots

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where there?

and dont even get me started on this ass hole

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JESUS

Oh and I nearly forgot this one

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEII

i think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded

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the-cimmerians:

miss-azura:

doodlecrackstar:

docdrex:

pyreclaws:

derpula:

cancerously:

vintage-aerith:

globalsoftpirka:

WHEN VOICE ACTORS COSPLAY AS THEIR CHARACTERS THE ANGELS SING

OH MY GOD

KILL ME I’M GONE

jones

I HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST I’M SURPRISED I DIDN’T BREAK IT

I think she made her mama proud

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SQUEAKS 

honestly why didn’t the tags for this put it on bridal blogs because i’ve never seen anyone i want to marry more

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

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dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

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tennants-hair:

#me

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